Let me sum up the last 48 hours for you:
1. I've brushed my teeth once.
2. Face wash...once.
3. Two sets of sheets washed.
4. Half a bottle of Spray n' Wash ON MY CARPET.
5. Milk out of the nose x 2.
6. Projectile milk x 3.
7. Rod's work pants...blasted with milk.
8. Forgot a lap pad on carpet...second half of bottle of Spray n' Wash used.
9. MULTIPLE diapers...straight to the outside trash can.
10. One lethargic child (although very much a cuddle bug)
11. One non-eating child.
12. Emails to the pediatrician.
13. I promise there's more...I just can't think.
14. Lost brain.
15. Empty stomach, full of coffee and cinnamon vanilla creamer.
16. Three suitcases to pack for the weekend.
17. One post-pregnancy body to fit into a dress (that will have to come out of a magic closet.)
18. One friend who just had her baby last night. Welcome Henry Harkins IV!!!
18. One mom ready for a glass of wine with the Sturms tomorrow night!
19. One wonderful husband that is coming home early from work to relieve me.
20. And, one red robe with me through it all.
BONUS:
21. One beauty-zit on my chin. It's in the "healing process" now.